"Tracy forget this man, he's not worth it"π. This I kept muttering to myself till I hit a weird looking man who was obviously ready to unleash his anger on anyone .
Mr Weird: Madam, you sure say you dey okay? π‘. If you get problem, make you sit down for house na π . Shuuuu! Dem send you come meet me this afternoon? Abeg tell them say you no find me ooπ€¬
Me: I'm so sorry π Forgive me.
Mr Weird: Sorry for ya sef. (HISSES AND LEAVES)
Lagos and it's wahala I said to myself as I quickly put my thoughts aside and boarded a bus to Magodo. 15 minutes into the Journey, a woman from the back seat started preaching π
Woman: *clears throat* Good afternoon brothers and sisters, let us prayπ
Me:ππππ (won tun ti bere o)
I obviously wasn't ready to listen to any God talk so I just grabbed my earpiece, plugged it into my iPhone and listened to my favourite heartbreak song. To be honest, it didn't do the trick because I could still hear the woman's loud cry π£️"Give your life to Christ! It's not too late! Jesus is bigger than that problem that's eating you up!.
Just to distract and upset the woman, I removed the earpiece from both ears and started shouting "Conductor my change o! Magodo nii mo nlo o!
Conductor: I go give you jare. No disturb me.
We finally got to Magodo and I alighted without collecting my 300 naira change. Can this day get any worse? I thought.
I resorted to trekking home from the bus stop because the last cash on me had been used for "Conductor give away" ☹️ I guess it's my fault my car had to break downπ.
I got home and met my Boerboel sleeping in it's cage. I was expecting our usual tail wiggling greetings but it seemed I wasn't getting any so I just walked up to it and touched it's head.
To be continued....
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